Anon submitted.
#ouch
i walk with my hands in my pockets and regularly choose tumblr over sleep. one day i will post pictures of the things i make. until that day, i will continuously reblog pictures of Tom Hiddleston.
HIDDLES HAS RUINED MY LIFE
I CAN CONQUER THE WORLD, SHINING, SHIMMERING, DYING
TELL ME PRINCESS, NOW WHEN DID YOU LAST LET YOUR HEART BE RULED
TALE AS OLD AS TIME
TRUE AS TURN OF WHEEL
FREEDOM IS A LIE
BOW TO ME OR DIE
YOU WILL ALWAYS KNEEL~
EVER JUST DISDAIN
EVER WARS TO RISE
EVER HATING THOR
EVER JUST AS SURE
AS MIDGARD WILL DIE
CAN YOU FEEL YOUR BRAIN IGNITE
AS IT THINKS NO MORE
I’LL RULE MIDGARD AND ASGARD CERTAINLY
ONCE I GET RID OF THOR…
WHEN I WISH UPON A TESSERACT
MAKES NO DIFFERENCE WHO STANDS AGAINST
FOR ANYTHING MY HEART DESIRES
WILL BE MINE
LOOK AT ME
I WILL NEVER PASS FOR AN ASGARDIAN
OR A PERFECT HEIR
CAN IT BE, THAT I’M NOT MEANT
TO PLAY THIS PART?
AM I MEANT TO RULE?
HOW TALL DO THE FROST GIANTS GROW?
IF WE KILL THEM NOW, THEN WE’LL NEVER KNOW?
HAVE YOU EVER HEARD THE HORSE CRY TO IT’S LONG LOVED MUM?
OR FELT ALL MIDGARD KNEEL IN THEIR LOSS
SO KNEEL, ALL YOU FUCKERS, INCLUDING YOU, THOR.
AND I’LL PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE BIFROST.
IF THERE’S A PRIZE FOR ROTTEN JUDGEMENT
I GUESS I’VE ALREADY WON THAT
NO REALM IS WORTH THE AGGREVATION
IT’S ANCIENT HISTORY
BEEN THERE, DONE THAT
WHO’D’YA THINK YOU’RE KIDDING?
YOU’D HAVE ASGARD AND JOTUNHEIM
TRY TO KEEP IT HIDDEN
SOMETIMES HEIMDALL CANNOT SEE YOU
BOY YOU CAN’T CONCEAL IT
WHEN YOU TOUCH THE CASKET
WHO YOUR FATHER IS
NO CHANCE, NO WAY
I WON’T SAY I’M HIS SON
YOU’RE BLUE, RED EYES
WHY DENY IT, OH OH
IT CAN’T BE TRUE
I CAN’T BE LAUFEY’S SON
guySSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
(via chucknobletjunior)
pronunciation | \la dO-‘lUr eks-‘kEz\ (la doe-LURE ex-KEEZ)
submitted by | etcetera [sainttiffany]
submit words | here
sorry | if I mangled the pronunciation; I tried my best
“I swear to god, Steve, I will drop the PASIV out of this fucking window if you don’t tell me RIGHT NOW why you thought taking this goddamn job was a good idea, what with Bucky running around our heads trying to shoot us out of our dreams.”
“Can’t you feel it, Clint? You’re antsy. We’re all antsy. We’ve been the best dreamshare team there is out there since Cobb’s disbanded, and we haven’t gone under in over a year.”
Avengers Inception AU → wherein Thor of Odin Corp. hires Steve Rogers’ elite dreamsharing team to perform inception on his brother, Loki, and a shade of their ex-resident thief Bucky (who was killed when the team’s last job went horribly wrong) tries his best to sabotage it.
Or: Steve extracts, Tony builds, Clint runs point, Natasha’s a master of impersonation, Bruce concocts, Thor’s a tourist, and things happen
(Source: -andrews, via goddamnhella)
(2001) The Life and Adventures of Nicholas Nickelby
(2001) Conspiracy [x]
(2002) The Gathering Storm [x]
(2005) A Waste of Shame
(2006) Victoria Cross Heroes
(2006-2007) Suburban Shootout:
Series One: [1] [2] [3] [4] [5] [6] [7] [8]
Series Two: [1] [2] [3] (there were no working torrents, so sorry!)
(2007) Casualty [1] [2] [3] [4] [5]
(part four didn’t exist when I looked)(2007) Unrelated [x]
(2008) Miss Austen Regrets [x]
(2008) Return to Cranford [1] [2]
(2008) Wallander
(2010) Archipelago [x]
(2011) Thor [x]
(2011) Midnight In Paris [x]
(2011) The Deep Blue Sea [x]
(2011) War Horse [x]
(2012) Avengers
Red Necklace Audiobook [1] [2] [3] [4] [5] (courtesy of bambistark)
thank you so much
FOREVER REBLOG.
SOMEBODY WAS ASKING FOR CRANFORD EARLIER. HERE YOU GO.
(via fancykraken)
@13 minutes ago with 143 notesTitle: Regrets (Like Old Friends)
Rating: T
Words: 659
Characters: Thor, Loki
Summary: Victory belongs to Loki. At last.
@38 minutes ago with 22 notes“Sex is known to be much more effective to put you to sleep than your average sleeping pill.”
WELLLLLLL.
No wonder I can never fucking sleep at night.
My life just came to a full circle.